Thursday, 29 December 2016
Tuesday, 27 December 2016
|Filthy: Judd Mick|
Tributes have been sliding in after the death of popular Northern clubland singer Judd Mick at the age of 52 from a bum-banditry-related disease. Mick, who was born Giorgios Milo Flopadikupmiars in Greece, where they invented that sort of thing, leaves behind a gaping hole in the entertainment industry.
Tuesday, 20 December 2016
|Merkel could only give a half-hearted Roman salute today|
Angela Merkel failed her heavy goods test in spectacular style last night, a three-point turn going disastrously wrong and killing a dozen onlookers. It was her second attempt at her driving test, her first in Nice during the summer again resulting in the deaths of many spectators as she attempted an emergency stop.
Monday, 19 December 2016
|Slippery when wet: an angry Tony Blair this morning|