|Model moid, but woik is trying up|
Monday, 23 January 2017
Sunday, 22 January 2017
|Robinson at a refugee shoot yesterday|
In another astonishing media fabrication, we can exclusively reveal vile Millennial Woes aka Colin Robinson's plans to exterminate the refugee race. This comes after attending a refugee shoot yesterday in which the vile racist managed 88 kills. This brings his handicap down to 14 under par.
"I could have done more," he boasted vilely, "but I stopped at 88 in memory of the Führer's glorious meeting with the Czech Foreign Minister that began the annexation of Bohemia and Moravia."
But we have news for him. One of the refugees he winged died later of complications in hospital, so take that you vile racist!
Vile Millennial Woes changed his real vile name to Colin Robinson when he became a professional racist, naming himself after the golliwog on the jam jars just to be more offensive. He has also reportedly founded the fascist Purple Shirts paramilitary group with which he intends to take over the world.
Asked about his vile plans for the refugee races when he takes over their countries, he said simply, "Showers, gas and ovens."
Tuesday, 17 January 2017
|Artist's impression: Have you seen this woman?|
Police are investigating after the disappearance of Mike Peinovich's wife yesterday. According to one of their neighbours, a buck-toothed, hooked nosed man with peyot and binoculars, she was last seen in Pernovich's luxury kibbutz in Boro Poark in New Yoark, after having taken a shower and was heading towards the oven.
Monday, 2 January 2017
|A nervous R2D2 yesterday|